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| Antza2 | Date: Monday, 16.05.2016, 07:57 | Message # 166 |
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| Quote Ostarisk (  ) I wish the forum was way more active.
Wish granted. The forum is now a political war zone.
I wish Linux had the market share and harware/software support of Windows.
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| HarbingerDawn | Date: Monday, 16.05.2016, 08:13 | Message # 167 |
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| Quote Antza2 ( ) I wish Linux had the market share and harware/software support of Windows.
Wish granted. However, it is now a capital crime to call it anything other than GNU/Linux.
I wish this thread would disappear forever.
All forum users, please read this!
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| Antza2 | Date: Monday, 16.05.2016, 08:17 | Message # 168 |
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| Quote HarbingerDawn ( ) I wish this thread would disappear forever.
Wish granted, but an exact copy immediately takes its place.
I wish i could understand C memory allocation.
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| Ostarisk | Date: Monday, 16.05.2016, 08:24 | Message # 169 |
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| Quote HarbingerDawn ( ) I wish this thread would disappear forever.
Edit: dang you Antza! you beat me to it!
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Edited by Ostarisk - Monday, 16.05.2016, 08:26 |
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| Watsisname | Date: Monday, 16.05.2016, 08:57 | Message # 170 |
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| Wish granted. Antza lives on in the infinite void, slowly gathering his power. Countless infinities pass. Eventually, he becomes as a god, and births a new universe.
I wish we were all Kerbals in a Kerbal universe.
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| steeljaw354 | Date: Monday, 16.05.2016, 22:35 | Message # 171 |
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| All are dead
I wish earth was tropical and peaceful
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| Ostarisk | Date: Monday, 16.05.2016, 22:39 | Message # 172 |
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| Wish granted. however, due to the modified climate, to make the world warm all over, many species of the earth have died out. also, you have now started gatherings of protesters who declare war.
I wish that I could buy another wish with this one and then using the other wish to buy another wish. and so on.
My mods
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| Watsisname | Date: Tuesday, 17.05.2016, 01:32 | Message # 173 |
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| Using your wish to purchase a new wish invalidates the ability to grant the wish, so you have invoked a paradox. The paradox resolution office charges $1 for each wish that causes the paradox. Because your wish is that each wish costs the previous wish, on your n'th wish you owe n(n+1)/2 dollars.
I wish Space Engine simulated physics on all scales, with the computational power to do so generated with the tears of Donald Trump. It is left as an exercise to the wish granter as to how those tears are collected.
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| LookAtDatDakka | Date: Tuesday, 17.05.2016, 02:10 | Message # 174 |
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| Nope. the computer of the future can't run SpaceEngine due to obsolete libraries.
I wish for a huge spaceship that flies past the speed of light!
NVIDIA 960 GTX 2048MB
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| Ostarisk | Date: Tuesday, 17.05.2016, 03:08 | Message # 175 |
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| Quote LookAtDatDakka ( ) I wish for a huge spaceship that flies past the speed of light!
Granted. you spent 12 years secretly building one, and you take it on it's first flight. unfortunately, you carelessly flew you spacecraft so fast that you burrow a tunnel through time and space. it causes the universe to collapse on itself by reasons that our kind could never explain. you make it out. but you make it into the obsolete absolute nothingness, the same stuff that was around before the big bang. you get ripped into the many quarks, gluons, and many particles you are made of. they fade into the nothingness. long story short: you, and the universe dies.
I wish the moon had intelligent life on it, that way we have some friends.
My mods
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| JackDole | Date: Tuesday, 17.05.2016, 12:25 | Message # 176 |
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| Wish granted.
But these were very small people, and only a very small population, the last of their kind, and they were burned to dust, from the nozzles of the first first lunar lander.
I wish my wish is not fulfilled.
Don't forget to look here.
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| Hornblower | Date: Tuesday, 17.05.2016, 12:28 | Message # 177 |
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| Quote JackDole ( ) I wish my wish is not fulfilled.
Wish granted, but since you don't want your wishes to be fulfilled, you will never be able to wish again. Also, your paradox just killed the universe
I wish my wish could not possibly go wrong.
Edited by Hornblower - Tuesday, 17.05.2016, 12:28 |
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| JackDole | Date: Tuesday, 17.05.2016, 16:06 | Message # 178 |
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| Quote Hornblower ( ) I wish my wish could not possibly go wrong.
Wish granted. Because, as my wish is not really fulfilled which was not at all possible because of the paradox, you had no free wish. Consequently, the wish can not go wrong of course.
Furthermore. Because the paradox of my wish has driven the wish-granting genie in the madness, and the genie destroyed the universe in his madness, there is no longer you and this forum. Consequently, no more wishes.
Luckily, I had seen this event ahead, and went into my private pocket universe.
Of course, I had made a backup of the normal universe. This I have now been restored.
So it can go on as usual.
I wish that not one day my head explodes, when I have such thoughts.
Don't forget to look here.
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| Hornblower | Date: Tuesday, 17.05.2016, 16:28 | Message # 179 |
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| Quote JackDole ( ) I wish that not one day my head explodes, when I have such thoughts.
Wish granted, but later in your life, you watch a video of a watermelon exploding on the internet (because it is the internet). As a result, your head explodes. Also, your insurance company abandons you.
I wish I didn't have any finals next week
Edited by Hornblower - Tuesday, 17.05.2016, 16:32 |
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| Watsisname | Date: Wednesday, 18.05.2016, 01:02 | Message # 180 |
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| Granted. All your finals are moved to this week.
I wish my handwritten s's didn't look so much like my 5's.
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